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OnlyFans star explains why all naked Greek statues have "a tiny package"

OnlyFans star Ruby Reign was shocked to discover the reason why all the famous naked Greek statues have small penises.

She explained that small penis was once seen as more dignified than men with large appendages who were seen as barbaric in comparison.

Known on OnlyFans as badbabyrubez and posts on TikTok as @rubysaysthings, she made two videos on the subject, reaching more than 420,000 likes across them both.

In her first video, she said: "Have you ever wondered why so many of the ancient Greek statues have colossal muscular physiques and yet a tiny package? Well, I have, so I did some digging.

"I found this quote from the Greek playwright that stated that the ideal of barrel beauty was a gleaming chest, bright skin, broad shoulders, tiny tongue, strong buttocks, and a tiny prick.

"Meanwhile large appendages were depicted rather negatively in ancient Greece like this bad boy right here. But you see illustrated tears, the satire and a mythological Greek creature that was depicted as barbaric and having a huge cock.

"What I wasn't aware of was that the Greeks often presented their enemies, the Egyptians, the satire creatures, and even fools in comedies as having large appendages."

@rubysaysstuff Let me know if you learnt anything useful 😜 #foryou #historytok #ancientgreece #fyp #randomfacts #UARushChallenge ♬ original sound - Ruby

In a follow-up video, she went into further detail, adding: "It turns out that in Ancient Greece, having a smaller package was considered a sign of virtue of civility, of self-control of discipline.

"Meanwhile, having a bigger one was the sign of less fullness of gluttonous, appetites, and barbarism, which is quite interesting because it's different to today.

"I just think it's interesting to compare the perspective back then that smaller is better with the view today that sometimes people think bigger is better.

"And it just goes to show that our beauty standards and our ideals are all the social construct to me. Shouldn't get bogged down and feel bad about ourselves because of what society says."

Her followers seemed happy about the news, with blokes deciding whether they would be dubbed a God or a demon if they were born at that time.

One bloke wrote: "If I was Greek and lay around naked, talk bollocks and be considered a God"

Another added: "I was really born in the wrong generation."

A third said: "Thank god I wasn’t born back then. I would have been labelled a demon."

A fourth wrote: "I’m moving to Greece."

READ MORE: Roman and Greek statue heads were found in the ancient Greek city of Knidos.

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